muss Jesus bei mir gewesen sein – er hat seine Visitenkarte mit Photo an die Tür gepinnt. Ein gutaussehender Herr, offenes Haar, mittellang, mit gepflegtem Vollbart, eher mexikanische Gesichtszüge, weißes Gewand mit Staubmantel. Macht offensichtlich Karate und hat es zum Gelben Gürtel gebracht. Eine sehr angenehme Erscheinung und ich habe ihn leider verpasst.
Nicht schlimm, wenn ich ihn recht verstehe, gibts ihn auch elektronisch “Tenga a bien acceptar el Video o DVD gratuito” – umsonst. Werde Christo trotzdem nicht anrufen, no habla Espagnol.
nope – despite of his “Mexican” face, he can’t be Mexican as:
(if you are religious please don’t read this joke below! For the secular mind…)
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1. He went into his father’s business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. His last request was a drink.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
1. He called everybody brother.
2. He had no permanent address.
3. Nobody would hire him.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was always in trouble with the law.
3. His mother did not know who his father was.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He worked in the building trades.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He invented a new religion.