Meiner Bank…

namentlich ihrem Repräsentaten Akwasi Prempeh, ist, glaube ich, heute die Werbung durchgegangen… Kostprobe?

“We promise to be there when you need us.
We promise to listen to you and address your concerns with care.
We promise to help you define and work towards your financial goals.
We promise to reward you for banking with us.
We promise to reward you for telling your friends about us.*
We promise to protect your identity as if it were our own.
We promise to help keep New York the best city in the world.”

Wie wär’s denn mit kleineren Zielen? Wie zum Beispiel funktionierenden Daueraufträgen und/oder  Lastschrifteinzug? Letzterer ist hier immer noch ganz nah am Hexenwerk.

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